BUT this blog isn't about my belly, it's about our cat, Hugh. So while Basil and I are whining about David's absence, Hugh expresses his displeasure differently.
As a background for those of you who don't know about poor Hugh's sordid past, allow me this diversion. We got Hugh from the animal shelter when he was about 2 years old. No one knew who his previous family had been, or even if he'd had a previous family. His name at the time was 'Heffner,' named so by the shelter for his habit of flashing the staff. Understandably, I found this endearing ("I'll take that one!"). So we brought Hugh home and gave him a less obviously pornographic name, but the flashing stopped largely due to his recent neutering. However, Hugh did have another strange habit -- he liked to nurse himself on himself. He'd sit upright and bend over his belly and happily suck on his nipples loudly for several minutes. This was especially annoying because he most often insisted on doing it at 3am in between our pillows. An internet search revealed poor Hugh had likely been weaned too early; he'd never known a mother's love. And over time it became clear Hugh had probably been raised by a family of squirrels conducting a psychological experiment. Most cats run away from strangers, but Hugh runs up to anyone in the street (including cars) expecting to be petted. Most cats avoid eye contact (this is a sign of respect), but Hugh will stare at you for hours without blinking. And most cats whine when someone they love is away... but Hugh is special.
When David returned from China (blog in progress), Hugh was happy to see him -- similar to Basil, he was missing a good lap. One evening Hugh climbed up on David's lap and was happily purring away. David and I were having a good laugh about something and I stood up to take the dishes to the sink. The next thing I know, Hugh is no longer on David's lap but clinging to David's face, claws embedded on either side of his head and teeth sunk into his forehead. Here is a shot of the aftermath (for police records):
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